just-shower-thoughts:

Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone.

(via ernadetta)

imheck:

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

(via heart)

h0odrich:

iphone420:

¿

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

(via sorry)

banshees:

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

(via swamp-songs)